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Phua Chu Kang a.k.a PCK is my favourite tv sitcom since I was kid. I think that most of the Malaysia and Singapore citizens know about the main character,Phua Chu Kang. In the sitcom, he works as a contractor wearing a pair of yellow boot living in Singapore. PCK’s actually an Indian guy named Gurmith Sing but he looks like a real Chinese. (maybe he has a mixed race)

Btw, the quote below is one of his famous jokes when starring the tv sitcom. You might probably have heard of it before, but I think it’s still laughable and worth to share with those who haven’t. Pass it to your friend.

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ……….

Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn …………………… you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah …… ,” Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!”
also ah!!!

PCK’s explaining some stuffs to his nephew, Aloycious.

Beside joking, Phua Chu Kang also know how to rap and sing. Watch the video clip below.

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