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Malaysia lost 5-1 to China in AFC Asian Cup 2007’s football match recently and it was a shame that for many years already, Malaysian Football National team has not show any significant improvement over their performance yet. Let’s put the past glorious moment of Malaysian football aside and start to think for the future.

Well, this is another theory why Malaysia lose the match that I can guarantee you would not be the same with any commentators that you might have read in any newspaper before. Have fun and be open minded when reading it..

1) Firstly, China was empowered by Shoalin Soccer team. Being deceived by their weird and funny appearances, Malaysia team lost their focus over the match and laughed out loud to their opponent for the first 10 minutes.

It was actually China’s strategy to wear weird jersey and it was proved to work effectively for the match.

2) China football players have kungfu martial art under their sleeves and they are more aggressive in winning the ball. Malaysia players like Akmal Rizal, Hardi Jaafar, and Rusdi can’t do anything since they were afraid of getting injury due to the China players fierceness.

3) China goalkeper has magic strong hands that even Malaysian player’s strongest shot can be stopped amazingly. It makes them invicible but due to silly mistake they made (intended) and also a sign of respect to the Malaysia team as a host, they let one goal down.

4) This player above was the man of the match in the game. He might look dumb but do not underestimate him by judging solely from his look. He was the only China player that has the ability to fly but the scenes where he was flying was cut from direct telecast match that you had watched in the TV since it was against Physics theories and laws that were being taught to the secondary school students.

“It’s bad for their studies”, said the TV director.

5) China top stiker can also produce a deadly shot. The ball moved too fast that Malaysian goalkeeper can get hold of it..and you know the result: Goal!!

Eventhough sometimes the goalkeeper can stop the ball for a few seconds, he will still be pushed back to his own goal by the brute force of the ball. Another goal for China!!

p.s: Due to the reasons above, Malaysia loses all their motivation due to the match. They lost in the next matches and was kicked out from the competition easily.

Surprisingly, FAM (Football Association Malaysia)’s president also kicked himself out from the president sit. The reason was, he couldn’t teach the boys Shoalin Kungfu. KJ also resigned since his keris ‘method’ did not work either. Credit: koben19

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